- "I have pain that is a 30 on a scale of 1 to 10"
- "I am allergic to Tylenol, Ibuprofen, aspirin, etc" (all the common non-narcotic drugs)
- "Please give me some ________ (always a very specific narcotic drug)
- "I cannot get in touch with my regular doctor today (it is Saturday and they state the pain started two days ago)"
Not sure if that is a complete list, but you get the idea. Within the hour, we were dispatched to woman complaining of chronic 'hurts all over' pain. She was overly verbal, and spewed a plethora of symptoms, history, and complaints. I suddenly found myself having a hard time not laughing as I realized she was basically going down the list I had just read. As I moved outside to get the gurney I noticed her car as being perfectly capable of transporting her down to the ER for her pain medication. As I looked closer I saw what I thought was the typical white outlines of the family, kids, dogs, etc. but in this case it was the universal pain scale.
All I can say, this woman seemed to have taken the concept of pain and turned it into a lifestyle.
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